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internetexplorers:

STOP SCROLLING

quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful 

ok keep scrolling

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wontongod:

turn on: money

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brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

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ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

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layynuhh:

things I want to do with u

  • spoon
  • make grilled cheese
  • watch dumb movies
  • make a blanket fort
  • maybe kiss or something
  • take selfies
  • hold hands
  • dance to cute music
  • go for walks outside
  • go on adventures
  • try new things
  • star gaze
  • have awesome sex
  • be that ‘cute amazing’ couple
  • wake you up at 3am to fuck your brains out
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itsseamus:

me: *comes out of room*

parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!

me:

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peonygoodchild:

A moment of silent for everybody whose boobs ruin their graphic tees

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kawaiians:

I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM

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harmoniaz:

fledge:

dogs arent that great

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blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

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They’re like, 12

The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)
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spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

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